I’M hiding a terrible secret – I am shagging the wife’s twin while the missus is working nights at the local hospital.
I know it’s wrong but I also fancy the pants off her sister and when it comes down to the sex, she is everything my wife isn’t. It started in March when we went to a fancy dress party. I went as a shepherd and they went as Swiss milkmaids in black dresses, white hats and pigtails. They’re both good-looking – blonde, slender and with heaving DD cup boobs – and people, including myself, find it hard to tell them apart. After a few beers at the party, I was feeling as horny as f*** and went off in search of the missus to see if she fancied disappearing for a quickie.
I spotted her going into the bog, so before she could close the door I grabbed her round the waist and pushed her quickly inside before locking the door. She was a bit tipsy and by the time she’d turned around and realised what was going on, I’d whipped out my dick. But, as a look of shock came across her face, I realised I’d got the wrong one! I was really embarrassed and tried to talk myself out of getting a slap, but her face just broke into a huge smile – which was a big come-on if ever I saw one.
Her eyes wandered down to my by now limp knob and without saying a word she fell to her knees and started sucking. I was speechless because my wife doesn’t like to experiment when it comes to sex. I either get the missionary position or nothing. But there was her sister – the spitting image of my wife – giving me a gobble. It totally blew my mind! As she ran her tongue up and down my throbbing knob, she gave my balls a delicate squeeze with one hand and then pulled down my pants with the other. I could see she had no bra on because her nipples were like chapel hat pegs poking through her silky black dress, which by now had ridden up her thighs to reveal her sexy black suspenders and lace tops.
Within seconds I was pulling her dress over her head. I couldn’t believe it when I saw she had no knickers on. By now I was gagging for it and she was too, as she stood up and began massaging her tits. I just couldn’t wait any longer, so I bent her over the sink and I took her doggy-style. She groaned so loudly when we came together that I thought everyone must have heard what we were up to. As we quickly got dressed, she told me how she’d never had a cock so big inside her before. I also admitted that she was a fantastic f*** – the best ever! So we stayed there shagging each other’s brains out on the floor, against the wall, in the bath, on the toilet and even on the windowsill.
As we left the loo I felt wonderful, but my heart sank when I spotted my wife on a chair. But she’d been caning the wine and had fallen asleep so hadn’t seen us. Eight months on and although we know it’s wrong, me and her sister still meet up for sex about three times a week. We have even started experimenting with some S&M moves. I especially like it when she dresses up in PVC and slaps my arse with a riding crop. But the other day my mobile phone bill arrived and my wife saw it. She saw all these calls to her sis which were obviously when she was out at work. I lied through my teeth saying I was buying her (the missus) a present and I wanted some ideas. I think I should end it but at the same time I’d be giving up the best shags of my life. What should I do?
Annie says… GET her that present – maybe sexy underwear – and make her feel like she is the sexiest woman on the planet. You never know, she might be as bored as you in the bedroom.
ME and my woman have been together for eight years and our sex life has been getting stale.
So to spice things up she paid a visit to one of those saucy shops and came home with some racy lingerie – and some sex toys. She looked a bit like mutton done up as lamb in the stockings and suspenders, but when she started using a vibrator on her hairy fanny I soon had my cock in her mouth. She sucked me dry then I got to work on her pussy with my tongue and as I was doing this, I slid the vibrator up her bum. She was soon screaming in ecstacy, but then decided she’d like to repay the compliment. So she unleashed a huge strap-on dildo that she said she wanted to use on me. I was so horny by this time and she was soon punding my arse while giving me a reacharound. The trouble is she wants to do it every night now and I thought it was a one-off. What should I do?
Annie says… TAKE it like a man. At least you are getting some action now.
I’M happily married and now my two young kids are off my hands at school, I have loads of spare time.
My husband’s a great bloke and works really hard, but it’s taking so much out of him that he’s usually too tired to f***. The other day I was doing some housework when next door’s gardener arrived. I’d never seen him before and although he was quite a bit older than me he had a fit body. In fact, he was so fit my pussy started tingling. I knew my neighbours were away on holiday so I went to offer him a cuppa. As I bent over to smell one of their beautiful roses, he came up behind me and thrust his boner between my bum cheeks. I turned round, pulling his penis out of his jeans before giving him a blow-job. Before he produced his man muck, I lay back on the garden table and he rammed his implement up my chuff. My garden needs a bit of attention. Do you think I should ask him to do it?
Annie says: YOU’D be blooming mad not to.
WHEN my girlfriend started bringing a hot water bottle to bed in the winter, I hated the idea of sharing our love nest with a hot rubbery thing.
What the hell was I thinking? It was a brilliant way to get snuggling up to her and rubbing it – that’s the hot water bottle – up and down the backs of her legs gets her really horny. When the weather starts warming up I began to panic, thinking I would not be getting as much sex. What was I thinking? She’s just as horny during the summer as she is in the winter – it’s brilliant! All those blokes who whinge that their girlfriends never put out need to dump them and find themselves a decent bird who loves shagging.
Annie says… I HAVE to agree with you – I wouldn’t stay with a bloke who wouldn’t give me regular sex!
MY new girlfriend has got really fat lips that make Angelina Jolie’s look deflated.
I love watching her give me a blow-job because I get to see those gorgeous puffy lips cup my knob and slowly suck me up. When she moves her mouth up and down my length, her lips wobble and quiver and it really turns me on. And her pussy lips are just as big and fluffy so I get just as turned on watching my knob slip in and out of her fanny. Do you think I am a filthy perv for thinking like this?