I CAN’T believe all the scandal about Kate Middleton and the topless photos. As far as I’m concerned she has done absolutely nothing wrong.
She is a young woman, on holiday with her husband and she can do what she likes. She’s got a lovely figure and why shouldn’t she sunbathe topless if that’s what she wants to do? A photographer has invaded her privacy and that is wrong. I can understand that she is pissed off about that. But I really think she and William are making a real lot of fuss about it. I think she should just hold her hands up and say “So what?”
People need to realise that society is changing and William and Kate are part of a new generation of Royals. If I was her I would have just shrugged it off and let it lie. I mean she has got a lovely body and her boobs are pretty small – it’s not like she’s got a saggy pair of udders! Prince William is probably so upset because of the press invasion and I can see he is worried that they are going to get hounded like his mum did. He can see it happening all over again and that must be terrifying for him. But at the end of the day, whether they were on holiday and it was secluded or whatever they should still have made extra sure that they couldn’t be seen.
They are Royal after all and they must know people would follow them. If I was her and I really didn’t want to get caught topless then I would have made damn sure no-one could see me. When she married Prince William she must have known what she was signing up for. I’m not saying it’s right but she must have known people would be trying to pap her.
I AM so excited about X Factor bootcamp starting this weekend. I think there is some real talent on the show this year and I reckon the live shows will be really good. Homeless guy Robbie Hance was brilliant – it looked like it really meant so much to him. The audience were really moved by him and it’s nice to see someone who hasn’t had much luck being given a chance. But another story said he had gone missing and might end up losing his big opportunity if they can’t track him down. I hope they find him because it would be a real shame if he threw this chance away – it could make a real difference to his life.
Why does tragedy need to happen?
THE Hillsborough inquiry made me really shocked and sad. I couldn’t believe the extent of the cover up. I mean, how could they do that? There were kids who died and their poor parents have had to wait 23 years for justice. Any policemen who may have tried to hide the truth are despicable. Police are meant to be trustworthy. How would they feel if it had happened to their children? I really hope they find out the whole truth. Imagine waving your kids off as they went to a football match and then never seeing them again. I know football pitches are much safer now and it is unlikely to happen again but it is just such a shame that something like this had to happen in the first place. Did we have to have a massive disaster like this to get things improved?
ONE of my biggest fans, a guy called Nick, has bought my old PVC boots from me. I hope he enjoys them. Now I have to buy myself a new pair so that I can get them all dirty for another sexy man like Nick!
I WANT to apologise to all my fans for not letting you know I was going on be on Redlight Central last Friday night. Because I have been away from there for a while I wanted to have a big comeback but then my boss rang me literally at the last minute on Friday afternoon and asked me if I would do one shift so I said yes. You can see from this picture that I was dressed up as a nurse and it was brilliant fun! I had so much fun the night flew by – men were ringing me up with their problems and asking me to help. One guy rang to tell me he had a boil on the end of his knob – he even asked me if I could lance it for him! I’ve never had a night like that on Redlight before. It was the best fun and I had a lot of really good banter with the guys who rang up. I’d like to do it again, but I’ve still not decided when I am going back properly. Although I promise I will let everyone know next time!
I WENT to see the new Keith Lemon film the other night and it was proper funny. I love Keith Lemon, he makes me p**s myself laughing on Celebrity Juice and I thought Kelly Brooke was wicked in it! She’s so gorgeous but I think the reason why everyone loves her now is because she doesn’t mind taking the piss out of herself.
She plays herself in the film and Keith Lemon ends up being her boyfriend and she doesn’t give a s**t about stripping naked and prancing round in her underwear. No wonder though – she looks bloody amazing! I love Kelly because she started off as a glamour girl and has been really successful – but she has never forgotten her roots and is still proud of where she came from. And her new calendar looks amazing – the pictures are gorgeous. She is so sexy. She has got such a fantastic figure with curves in all the right places.
I heard Keith Lemon wants to make another film and this time he wants American actress Winona Ryder to star with him. God knows what has made him choose her. She is nowhere near as sexy as our Kelly! I love Kelly because she started off as a glamour girl and has been really successful – but she has never forgotten her roots and is still proud of where And her new calendar looks amazing – the pictures She has got such a fantastic figure with curves in I heard Keith Lemon wants to make another film and this time he wants American actress Winona God knows what has made him choose her. She is nowhere near as sexy as our Kelly!