BY SIMON DEAN
GERMANS may have their knockers – but megaboobed model Beshine’s are just HUN-believable!
Beshine – real name Mayra Hills – has the biggest pair of boobs in Europe and causes shock and awe across the Continent like a regiment of Stormtroopers riding on full-armed Panzers. Experts armed with the very long tape measures usually used by undertakers sizing up morbidly-obese corpses worked out her huge tits are a blitzkrieging 32XXX.
Posing for Sunday Sport’s snappa at her luxury home near Hamburg, Beshine said: “I have spent almost 50,000 of your English pounds on surgery. “My breasts are very painful but I can make a lot of money displaying them for men when I am dancing to records. Impossible “I need to keep my breasts clean but they are so big I need two basins to wash them in. It is impossible for me to lean over the bath to wash them as I would never get up again…ha, ha! – that is a German joke! Ha!”
But the discomfort and inconvenience is well worth it for Beshine, who has now become seriously rich and world famous on the back of her impressive frontage. Frank Bovis, secretary of the UK branch of Beshine’s unofficial fan club, told Sunday Sport: “She may be German but the world of big boobs does not hold that against her. We do not hark back to the dark days of the Nazis.
“No, we are forward-looking – let’s forget the death camps and the Blitz and Dr Mengele and all the other crimes of the godless Boche.”