FIRST TIME
LOUISE: Can you remember your first time?
SARAH: Yeah, mine was when I was 16 and living at my
mum’s house.
I’d been seeing this guy for a few months and she’d gone away for the weekend and we’d been
planning it for ages.
I was pretty nervous so we had a bit of
wine and although we’d not had sex, we’d
done lots of experimenting with foreplay
so he knew how to get me going.
It was good and I had an orgasm as
well – and I was hooked!
LOUISE:Ah, that’s really nice! Mine was when I was a bit tipsy at a party. I wish I’d waited until I was with someone who I knew a bit better though. I just met this fella and ended up shagging him in the loo. There was loads of people waiting outside when we came out. It was a bit embarrassing. I can’t really remember too much of it but I was just glad to finally lose it really. I was 18 and all my friends had already had sex. But I’ve made up for lost time since then, I can tell you!
CAUGHT OUT
LOUISE: I got caught by my flatmate
shagging in the kitchen the other week.
I’d been out on a Wednesday night and
pulled one of the rugby team. He was
really fit and we were doing it on a
worktop.
I don’t know why but he decided to get
some margarine out of the fridge and
used it as lube!
Anyway, my flatmate came home and
caught us at it. She just screamed and
ran upstairs.
Then the next day I got up and went
in the kitchen and she was making
herself some toast and using the same
margarine we’d had out the night before.
SARAH: Ugh, that is horrible. I got caught by my mum once. I brought this lad back from the pub and I thought my mum and dad were still on holiday in their caravan – but they’d come back a day early. We were at it hammer and tongs and I heard my mum coughing outside the door. Which made me stop dead in my tracks. I went outside and she said: “You’d better get him out of here before your dad comes up.”
FANTASIES
SARAH: One of my fantasies is to pretend I’m a hooker and for my boyfriend to tell me all the naughty things he wants to do to me. Then he’ll crack on and carry them all out and give me £50 at the end. I once got him to give me £15 for a blow job! It’s not something I do all the time – just when I’m feeling really saucy!
LOUISE: I’d like to dress up as a naughty maid and get my fella to meet me in a hotel room. He’d catch me playing with myself
FIRST TIME
LOUISE: Can you remember your first time?
SARAH: SARAH: Yeah, mine was when I was 16 and living at my mum’s house. I’d been seeing this guy for a few months and she’d gone then bend me over and give me a good spanking, tell me to suck him off and then shag me senseless! I want to do it in a saucy outfit with a peephole bra. With really trashy, crotchless knickers on too. I sometimes think about it when I’m having sex and it always makes me hot!
OUTRAGEOUS MOMENT
SARAH: You’re filthy! What’s the most
outrageous thing you’ve ever done?
LOUISE: I’m not sure I should really be
telling you this. I once told my
boyfriend I wanted him to climax in to a
Champagne glass so I could drink it! He
looked pretty shocked.
Anyway, months later we had been to
a wedding and went back to our hotel
room and started shagging.
I’d totally forgotten about the glass
thing but when he orgasmed he pulled
out, stuck his knob in a fluted glass by
the bed and squirted it in.
Then he got me to glug it down. It was
an experience!
SARAH: Oh. My. God. That’s hilarious! I once got some of those love eggs and went out for dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. They were remote controlled eggs and vibrated when he pushed a button on a handset in his pocket. He kept doing it while we were eating and I nearly choked on my dinner! It was very horny though. The girl in Fifty Shades Of Grey does it as well!
GIRL-GIRL ACTION
SARAH: Have you ever tried any lesbian
stuff?
LOUISE:Yeah, I snogged one of my friends
once. It was just a silly night with her and
her boyfriend and me and my boyfriend.
We all got merry on cider and stripped off
– playing drinking games.
We had a kiss and feel of each
other’s boobs but we didn’t do anything
downstairs.
I’m just not ready for that yet – but
never say never!
SARAH: I’ve snogged a girl, but that’s it. I do fantasise about sleeping with a woman. I think it would be good as they’d know how to get you off properly. But I think it would have to be with a stranger as I’d be worried that I’d be crap in bed. I might try and meet a nice girl on the internet and just go for it one day!
ADULT TOYS
SARAH: Have you ever tried a vibrator?
LOUISE:Yes, I’ve got a Rabbit and one of
those bullets. I think they’re brilliant.
When I first got my Rabbit I couldn’t
believe how good it was. I was screaming
the house down!
SARAH: Yeah, I’ve got a Rabbit as well.
Just one of the small ones from Ann
Summers.
I got a really big one once and it was
just too painful! My friend gave it me as
a present.
LOUISE:She must have thought you could take it, love!
BUM FUN
SARAH: Have you tried anal sex?
LOUISE:Yes, and I hated it. Thankfully,
the guy didn’t have a very big willy but
it still really hurt and I just thought it
was a bit too weird.
SARAH: Really? That surprises me. I quite like a bit of backdoor action. I have to be in the mood though and you need to take it slowly and use lots of lube.
ORAL PLEASURE
SARAH: I love giving head. I get a real
buzz out of making a guy shoot his load
in my mouth. He only lasted a minute!
LOUISE: Did you time it?
SARAH: No, but I’d only bobbed my head up and down five times!
LOUISE: You’ll have to give me lessons! I don’t like jizz. I move out of the way!