RACY Robyn Alexandra knows how to pull more than a pint – because she once bonked a fella on the bar of his parents’ pub. The Manchester minx has a love for sex in crazy places and gets her thrills anywhere but the bedroom.
And curvy cutie Robyn, 21, reckons she needs to be even ruder in the sack. The all-natural 32G stunna and former professional ice skater claims she can do the splits mid-bonk. We don’t need Dancing On Ice judge Robin Cousins to tell us she’d get full marks for a performance like that. But don’t take our word for it – read all about her SEXploits in this week’s Show & Tell.
BEST WAY TO SEDUCE YOU?
I love a guy who can cook and I adore Mexican food. Make me a burrito and I’m putty in your hands.
A gorgeous set someone bought me from Agent Provocateur.
FOREPLAY OR SEX?
Both – all the way!
Bad breath and being selfish in bed.
SUSPENDERS OR STOCKINGS?
Suspenders all the way!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE POSITION IN BED?
Well, I know it probably doesn’t sound too wild, but it’s doggy-style. For a woman it feels great as the man can get nice and deep, he can caress your boobs and also reach around to play with your clit. Aside from that, it feels animalistic and primal and I get off on that.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SEX TRICKS OR TIPS?
I’m really flexible as I used to figure skate professionally, so my party trick is that I can do the splits – on and off the ice rink if you know what I mean – and when it’s off the ice I always get a 10 out of 10 for my performance.
WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX?
Let me think. One of my ex’s parents have a pub. We were looking after it while they were away and we did it on the bar. It was after hours, so obviously there was no-one there – we didn’t give the punters a floor show! But the thrill of knowing we were doing it where minutes before people had been finishing their pints was a bit frisky. I sat on the bar with my legs spread and he stood in between them and gave it to me. It was pretty fun, if I remember correctly.
DO YOU LIKE SEX IN USUAL PLACES?
Yeah, it makes it more exciting. I like it in a bed as well, but there’s something really thrilling about doing it where you’re not supposed to and might get caught. Everyone loves a bit of danger sex, don’t they? Also, I know it’s not rude, but whenever I stay in a hotel I’m like a bitch on heat. I don’t know what it is about hotel rooms but they have a naughty feel about them – like you’re going to do something illicit even if you’re with your boyfriend.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE TIME OF THE DAY TO HAVE SEX, AND WHY?
I don’t really have a preferred time but I stay up pretty late so night-time is good for me. I’m not really a morning person so first thing isn’t the best time, which is unfortunate as that’s when most men want to do it as they wake up with a big boner. I used to have an ex who would always wake me up by pressing it into my back. Whenever I protested he would say: “Come on babe, don’t waste it.” It used to make me chuckle. Anyway, I’m probably horniest at night as it’s the end of the day, I’m not in a hurry to get anywhere and I’m usually nice and relaxed after a glass of vino.
WHAT’S THE RUDEST THING YOU’VE DONE?
You have caught me out there. I wouldn’t say I’m really rude. I love role play and getting dressed up in different outfits to get saucy. Then I can pretend to be the naughty nurse or the sexy secretary and have my wicked way with my men! I also really get off on playing with sex toys, but that’s just fun and not rude.
WHY DO YOU LIKE SEX TOYS SO MUCH?
I love getting toys involved when having sex because it keeps thing fun. I have a few vibrators but my favourite for a while has been the Bullit. It’s a small vibrator and is great during sex as it doesn’t get in the way. You hold it against you and it fits perfectly against your clitoris, so I get a double whammy of pleasure. I get a nice fill and a really intense buzzing too. Lovely!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME?
I’ve not, no. I’ve never really been in the situation, but who knows in the future? I’d never rule it out. The thought of being ravaged by two men at the same time is a huge turnon – but so is the thrill of having a man telling me what to do to another woman.
HAVE YOU HAD ANY CRINGEWORTHY MOMENTS DURING SEX?
I stayed at one of my ex-boyfriend’s parents’ house while they were away. We started getting a bit amorous and decided to screw in their bed. We were really going for it and accidentally broke their bed. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, we had been using handcuffs and I couldn’t find the key. So they got back and we had to tell them what had happened. The look on their faces was awful! They walked into the bedroom and saw their bed half collapsed with these handcuffs dangling from the bed post.
HAS ANYONE EVER ASKED YOU TO DO ANYTHING YOU’VE SAID NO TO, AND WHY?
I’ve been offered a lot of money to do porn films, but even though the money was great I find sex something that is private between me and my partner.
ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO WOMEN AND HAVE YOU HAD ANY GIRL-ON-GIRL EXPERIENCES?
I appreciate a good-looking woman and like to have an ogle, but I’ve never done anything with a girl. I’ve nothing against it – I have many close friends who are lesbians, but I just love blokes. That said, I wouldn’t rule out some girly action if it was with a bloke too in a threesome as that could be a bit of fun. But it’s not something I’d seek out for my own personal pleasure.