ONE-NIGHT STANDS AND BUM FUN
KIRSTY: It’s pretty normal at uni to have one-night stands, isn’t it? At least I hope it is, with the amount I’ve had over the past two years.
ABI: Yeah, I’d say it was. I do it quite often. When you’re single and there’s loads of guys around it would be a waste not to. I bonked a lad last week. We carried on for hours then started again in the morning. He was incredible, but I was sort of hoping I’d never see him again as I’d been a bit kinky in the bedroom. Anyway, I walked into lectures on Monday morning and there he was! I never even noticed him before. It was a bit embarrassing to see him but we had a laugh about it.
KIRSTY: Luckily that’s never happened to me. Most of the guys I’ve slept with have just been fellas I’ve met in clubs and bars – never to be seen again. It’s good to know that if I’m feeling horny there are guys out there to satisfy me. With one-night stands you don’t have to be self conscious. You can let go a little bit and ask him to do all the things you really like but are sometimes too afraid to ask when you’re seeing a lad you like. ABI: I totally agree. The first time I tried anal sex was on a one-night stand because I wouldn’t have been confident enough to do it with someone I knew. I enjoyed it and the guy loved it!
ABI:How about sex outside? Have you done that?
KIRSTY: I’ve done it a few times. It’s a LOT of fun. I like the thought of someone walking past and catching you mid-shag. It’s good in the summer because the nights are warmer and you don’t risk getting rained on. Although I have had sex in the rain which was really hot – you keep warm because of all the thrusting but the rain feels cool against your back.
ABI: I’ve never done it in the rain but that sounds amazing. I used to have sex in the park back home all the time. In the summer, late at night, you would always see drunken couples shagging on the benches or in the bushes.
KIRSTY: Whenever I walk past Hyde Park in Leeds after a night out you ALWAYS see people bonking in there. It’s like one big swinging party! I’ve done it in my back garden once. Does that count? I came back early with a bloke, realised I didn’t have my keys, and ended up getting a bit frisky in a hammock strung up between trees in the garden! I don’t think anyone saw, but I could be very wrong.
KIRSTY: I don’t know what it is, but there’s something I just love about giving blowjobs. It might be a power trip, but I love the thought of controlling a guy’s pleasure with my tongue. I know I’m good at them because I’ve been told so many times.
ABI: I love it too. My ex used to want them all the time, so I’ve had a lot of practise. I love surprising a guy with a quick blowjob in the morning or when he gets home. I wouldn’t want to do it all the time because it can become quite boring and routine, but it’s good to throw in the mix now and again.
KIRSTY: I reckon girls who don’t like it aren’t doing it right. One of my friends hates it because she said it hurts her tongue. Is it just me, or does that sound like she’s just licking it? The trick is to use a range of techniques and motions. I like using my hand at the same time and going from fast to slow. It drives them crazy and makes it more fun and interesting for you.
ABI:I learned everything I know about blowjobs from porn. I never used to make guys come so I did a bit of research and now I can get them off in no time. I agree that you have to mix things up. It’s no fun to just bob your head up and down. My ex used to love it when I looked up at him whilst he was in my mouth, it really pushed him over the edge.
KIRSTY:Come on, spill the beans – what’s the dirtiest thing you’ve ever done?
ABI:The dirtiest? I’m pretty much open to anything! I was dating a guy who was really kinky. He loved tying me up and playing with me. It was fun, especially when he blindfolded me – it heightens your senses so you can feel even the slightest touch. He used to spank me, too, which I enjoyed every now and then but I wouldn’t do it all the time. It’s a shame that it ended because he was really good in bed, but dull as hell everywhere else. How about you?
KIRSTY:I’ve filmed myself shagging before and then watched it back with the guy. That was amazing! Even though we were shattered the sight of us going for it really turned me on and I couldn’t wait to jump back on him.
ABI:Weren’t you a bit embarrassed?
KIRSTY:Not at all, we were loving it. I’d definitely recommend it to anyone. Apart from that, just the usual dirty stuff – watching porn and using a virbator while he watches.
ABI:Have you ever tried a threesome?
KIRSTY:Okay, I’m not some sort of tart or anything, but yes I have had a bit of a threesome. Let me explain – the two lads were f***ing gorgeous! It was a couple of years ago and I was working in a summer job – I won’t say where. Basically, two of the lads that worked there were best mates and did everything together. They were also as fit as hell. I ended up getting drunk with them after work and we walked home through a wood. I ended up getting off with one of the lads. We sort of lagged behind, thinking the other guy would get the hint and walk home without us, and I unzipped his shorts and started giving him a blowjob. The next thing I know the other bloke turns up as well, going: “You jammy git, I’ve always fancied her!” I started snogging the other bloke as well and we had a proper three-way fumble. I’ve never told anyone that story before.
ABI:Bloody hell, good for you! I’ve never had a threesome but I might try one now.
KIRSTY:Have you ever done anything sexy with another girl?
ABI:Erm, yeah – sort of. I think I’ve always been bi-curious. When I was in Greece last summer I had a bit of a thing with a girl I met there. She was staying in my hotel complex, was Italian with big boobs, lovely brown hair and really dark skin. We’d both had far too much booze and we had a little kiss. She played with my downstairs over the top of my bikini and I came in a matter of minutes. It was mind-blowing.
KIRSTY:That does sound pretty hot. The nearest I’ve got to that was when I shared a bed with one of my friend’s female mates. I woke up and she was spooning me – and we were both naked. I could feel her boobs in my back and I was loving it!