SIMON’S JUST AN ORDINARY BLOKE

 

I AM fed up of reading about Simon Cowell’s love life! I really don’t understand what all the fuss is about.

So he’s shagged a load of women. What’s the big deal? He’s just doing what any other man would do in the same position.

He’s no different from any other man apart from the fact he’s made millions from a few TV shows. Any man with all that money who had that power and could have any woman he wanted would do the same. I must admit, I think it might have something to do with the fact that there have always been gay rumours about Simon over the years.

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I think people are more intrigued about his sex life because of that. Otherwise I don’t see what the big deal is. Women are attracted to power – they always have been and Simon is one of the most powerful men in the country. He basically runs our telly! I’m surprised Simon hasn’t bonked Amanda Holden though – I can’t see any other reason why he hired her for Britain’s Got Talent.

I AM so pleased that footballer Fabrice Muamba has made an amazing recovery. It’s fantastic to see such a great story for a change. It really is a miracle and I think it has something to do with the fact that he was so physically fit. It probably helped his body recover and I hope it encourages other people to think about getting in shape. He was also lucky there were medical experts on hand who treated him straight away. He really does owe his life to those people. But I do think he shouldn’t be rushing into playing football again – he should be concentrating on getting better and not risk his health again.

ONE thing this government has done that I do agree with is the plan to have every dog micro-chipped. For once someone has come up with a good idea that actually makes sense. If every puppy is allocated to an owner it should make them take responsibility for their pets and reduce animal cruelty. Finally, a decent idea from the people who are running this country!

I am so pissed off with reading about Abu Hamza – if you ask me the government should have sent that f***ing hook-hand home years ago. What is all the fuss about? Just get him out of our country for good. I don’t understand why there is even a debate about him and his human rights – he is wanted in America on terrorism charges so just send him there and have done with it. Sometimes it feels as though this country is being run by a bunch of clowns. Are they mad or what? Just get rid of him!

AT the weekend I watched the London Marathon and I am now considering doing it myself. I know it would be really hard work and take a lot of training but I reckon I could do it if I really put my mind to it. If I start now I’ve got a whole year to prepare for it and I am determined to see if I can do it. My little boy is autistic and I think it would be great to do it for him and raise money for his school. I think doing it for such a good cause would give me the incentive to push through the pain barrier and find the inner strength to finish it. It would be great if I could get a group of people to do it with me and then we could support each other so if you are up for it tweet me @linsey_dawn.

I AM getting really into Twitter now – I’ve nearly 26,000 followers which is amazing! I don’t know what my followers think of what I put on there and I’d really like to get some feedback. Sometimes I’m not doing anything exciting so I’m just tweeting that I’m in the gym or whatever and I hope my fans don’t think that’s too boring! I try and put at least one sexy pic on there every day to give them something nice to look at. So if anyone wants to tweet me and tell me if there is anything they would like me to put on there that

YANKS FOR THE CALL, BUDDY!

THIS week I was working at Red Light Central (that’s me pictured hard at it) when I had a call from a guy in Florida which was amazing! When I heard his American accent I asked him if he was living in the UK and he said: “No I’m calling you from Florida.” I couldn’t believe it! It’s the first time I’ve had a call from abroad – and it felt really weird that he was thousands of miles away and yet could see me on his computer screen. He was really nice and was telling me about how it was boiling hot there and he had been sunbathing by the pool all day. I was so jealous!

THERE is a new girl working at Red Light Central called Ava Blue and she is absolutely gorgeous. It was her first night last week and she did really well. I couldn’t believe how good she was when it was her first time and she went down really well with the viewers too. She is really tall and has massive boobs and is really pretty so look out for her!

 

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