THE FIRST TIME
LISA: Come on then, Jess tell us all about your first time.
JESSICA: Oh my God, do I have to?! It was just so awful, I’VE tried to forget it.
LISA: It can’t be that bad, come on, spill the beans.
JESSICA: Well, I was 16 and I really, really fancied my best friend’s brother, who was 18 at the time. He was just gorgeous and my mate was always making fun of me because I kept going on about him. Anyway, one night her parents were away so she invited me over, and her brother was there with some of his mates. They had loads of beers so we all got a bit drunk, and me and her brother had a bit of a snog then ended up getting it on in his parents’ bed. We were at it most of the night and ended up falling asleep about 5am. Anyway, the next thing we knew his mum and dad had come back and they walked straight in on us. There we were, stark naked in their bed! I wanted the ground to open and swallow me up.
LISA: Oh my God, that’s hilarious! Good job you weren’t actually at it at the time I suppose.
JESSICA: It was NOT funny, let me tell you. We both died of embarrassment and that was the end of our relationship. But never mind me, what about your first length, eh?
LISA: I was 17 and it was with my then boyfriend. We’d been together a few months and decided to take the plunge. He knew it was my first time and it was really lovely and romantic. He booked a fairly pricey hotel and took me away for the weekend. The first time we did it was a bit rubbish but we did it several more times over the weekend and it got better and better. I didn’t want to leave in the end.
JESSICA: What’s your favourite position?
LISA: It has to be me on top, you just can’t beat it. I love being the one in control. It’s a huge turn-on pinning a fella down on the bed! What about you?
JESSICA: To be honest I haven’t really got a favourite. I prefer a variety – although I do like it standing up. It’s great when a man takes charge and just flips me whichever way he wants me. To be honest, it all depends what mood I’m in. If I’ve had a few drinks I’m pretty much up for trying anything!
THREE OF THE BEST
LISA: Have you ever had a threesome?
JESSICA: No! I know I said that I’d try anything but I’m not sure I could actually have a threesome. I quite like the idea of it but I think I’d be too shy to actually go through with it. I would have to be pretty drunk, I reckon. Never say never, though. What about you?
LISA: Yeah, I have once. It was wicked. I was out with a girl pal one night and we were really drunk. We ended up in a club and were really going for it on the dancefloor, dancing sexily with each other. We started snogging and every fella in the place was staring over, so we started groping each other a bit as well. Then one lad came over and asked if he could buy us a drink, so we said yes and we got chatting. We ended up going back to his flat with him and having a threesome. It was great! Me and my mate didn’t really go very far with each other apart from a snog and a boob-grope, but we both bonked the guy and it was amazing. He had a massive willy and knew exactly what to do with it!
JESSICA: You naughty girl.
LISA: I know!
JESSICA: I bet you’ve had a few one-night stands, Lisa.
LISA: Er, yes I suppose so. But only a few. I’m not a complete slag you know. I hadn’t ever had one until I started university. In fact, before I started uni I’d only slept with one fella, so I guess really you could say I’m just making up for lost time. What about you?
JESSICA: Yes, like you I’ve had a couple. Actually, I had one just last weekend. There’s this guy I’d seen a few times around campus who is dead fit. Anyway, I spotted him in the student union bar and we got chatting and he was even more good looking up close. He told me that he had a long-term girlfriend so I assumed he wasn’t interested but then at the end of the night he grabbed and told me he wanted to take me home and shag me. I couldn’t believe my luck!
JESSICA: So come on then, seeing as you’re the adventurous one, have you ever done anything kinky?
LISA: Not really. I’ve got a few dressing up outfits that I like wearing. I think it’s great to put on stockings and suspenders and a pair of high heels – it never fails to get a man going! And I’ve got a nurse’s outfit as well that I bought a while back. I’ve basically got a bag full of stuff at the back of my wardrobe with all sorts of things in it and every man I’ve brought back has loved it! What about you?
JESSICA: Ooh, I love being a bit kinky! I’ve got a dominatrix outfit with a whip which I got as a joke but actually I love wearing it! And I’ve got handcuffs too – I quite like being tied up!
LISA: Wow, you have got a saucy side!
LISA: What about the best sex you’ve ever had?
JESSICA: Last weekend with the hunky fella from the student union! Honestly, it was bloody brilliant. I’m not joking, he was fantastic in the sack. He went down on me and it was unlike anything I have ever experienced before – talk about multiple orgasms! I’m gutted he’s got a girlfriend, she’s one lucky bitch. If I was going out with him I’d make him lick me out every day.
LISA: You dirty cow! He sounds amazing! This is going to sound corny but the best sex I’ve ever had was with my exboyfriend back home. We were together for just over a year and in that time we had some absolutely bloody brilliant nookie. We went on holiday to Spain for a week and we literally couldn’t keep our hands off each other. We ended up having sex in the seasurrounded by loads of other people. We swam off a bit hoping no-one would notice but I’m sure it was obvious.