JOANNA: Sometimes I do kiss girls.
ISLA: If you’re really drunk then yes. It’s just when you’re like, “I love you!” to your mate and you’re so drunk you have to kiss them.
JOANNA: That’s so true.
ISLA: I know we may muck around and kiss a girl, but I’m not attracted to them.
JOANNA: Well, I have had celebrity girl crushes before now, like Shakira.
ISLA: Yes, I know what you mean there. I think Katy Perry is a fox.
JOANNA: And Cheryl Cole, she’s lovely.
ISLA: If it’s around mid size that’s when it’s most fun.
JOANNA: But it depends what they can do with it. It’s not all about size.You could have a big willy and be rubbish, couldn’t you?
JOANNA: No, me neither. I’ve never had a go at bum sex.
ISLA: But why would you want to when you can have good sex that isn’t in the bum? I’ve personally never felt the need to put anything up there. Have you?
JOANNA: Not in the slightest. I agree, why bother when sex is great as it is?
JOANNA: It was on a sofa in my house and it was with my boyfriend. We were a bit afraid we were going to get caught because we weren’t in an empty house! It was fun though. OK it was nothing special –– nothing too dramatic.
ISLA:My first time was pretty much the same, but in a bed and in an empty house.
JOANNA: So not at all the same then really?
ISLA: I suppose not! But it was just fun and nothing ground breaking. At least we waited for an empty house you minx!
JOANNA: Sexy undies can be nice, when you want to treat him.
ISLA: Yes, there’s nothing better than a good bra to boost your confidence.
JOANNA: I quite like stockings and that sort of thing too. It’s more for yourself really though when you dress up. You feel more confident and when you’re more confident you feel sexier.
ISLA: That’s very true.
JOANNA: I’d like to have it on a plane! There are so few people can genuinely say they’re a member of the mile-high club. I’d quite like to be a member of that.
ISLA: Mine would be to do it in a hot country somewhere. When it’s night time, because there’s always lots of stars abroad and you never get to see them much here with all the light pollution. I’d love to be able to do it under the stars, it would be so romantic.
JOANNA: I haven’t before. But if I did it would be with another girl instead of two guys.
ISLA: Yes, definitely, I would with a girl, but not a boy. If I were to do it, that is.
JOANNA: I don’t really know why. I guess I just shudder at the thought of being spit-roasted!
ISLA: I was going to say that but I didn’t want to be crude!
JOANNA: I think most girls do from time to time, especially if it’s been a really long night. Sometimes you just really want to go to sleep.
ISLA: Yeah, I’m pretty much the same. Do you know, we were only talking about this yesterday weren’t we?
JOANNA: I know, we talk about this way too often!
JOANNA: I like girl on top.
ISLA: It’s the classic isn’t it really? What’s not to like?
JOANNA: It’s all about control. When you’re in control it’s definitely a good thing for both of you. ISLA: Yes, guys like most positions, so this way you both get what you like!
JOANNA: But it does get a bit boring sometimes and you have to switch.
JOANNA: I’ve used a blindfold before, and I thought that was really good fun. But it’s better when you’re the one who is blindfolded. It keeps the mystery alive! Isla is always going on about using handcuffs, aren’t you?
ISLA: I haven’t used any before, but my boyfriend keeps wanting to use them. I might do it for his birthday or something. If he’s been good. They could be quite sexy, you never know.
JOANNA: I’ve done it on the beach before. It was good in a way, because it was all spur of the moment, whirlwind kind of stuff, but on the other hand it was a bit sandy! Getting sand in certain places is just not desirable.
ISLA: I’ve done it on the beach too! It was pretty much on the beach anyway. We didn’t do it on the sand, so we didn’t have the same problem. We were in Newcastle, of all places, and it was so cold and the tide had been in, so we didn’t even try and go down to the sand. Wet sand didn’t seem that appealing.So we did it on the wall overlooking the beach instead.
JOANNA: That sounds freezing! Mine was abroad on holiday. It was a bit romantic, but then the guy started to talk to me about the star constellations and I was just thinking “You have no idea what you’re talking about do you?” I was like, “This is a really bad shag!”