HELL’S TITCH ‘UN!



By SIMON DEAN

FOUL-MOUTHED chef Gordon Ramsay was said to be “f*cking furious” last night after it emerged that a DWARF who is his spitting image appeared in a string of PORN FILMS!

Pint-sized Percy Foster, 35, made a decent living every Christmas playing one of Snow White’s dwarfs or Santa’s elves.

But he found there was better money to be made, all year round, by getting his pip-squeak pecker pulled in porno vids.

And since a production assistant on one movie noticed that Percy is the spit of fiery Gordon, 44, he’s been writing his own pay cheques.

Percy said: “I made my first adult feature in 2009 with fully-sized woman Sonia Splitarse – I don’t think that’s her real name – and it was great fun.

“It was in June of this year, on the set of Hi-Ho- Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go, that someone noticed I looked like Gordon Ramsay.

“Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.

“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream.”

Grumble movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said: “We are not passing off Percy as Gordon Ramsay – for one thing, Gordon’s not 3ft 6in.”

A friend of Ramsay, who has no connection with the adult film industry, said: “Gordon is f*cking furious – f*cking, c*nting furious.”

 

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