ANNIE: I kiss girls all the time!
SIMONE: Tell me about it, she won’t leave me alone. She’s always trying to kiss me on a night out. ANNIE: It’s true, I am. I do it to everyone. I’m just affectionate.
SIMONE: I don’t do it, unless I let Annie kiss me. But that’s rare.
ANNIE: I like to make it a competition with myself to see how many girls I can snog. If I beat my last record I’m winning.
ANNIE: I’ve been with a woman. I can’t recall her name but we met in Manchester’s gay district and I went back to her house. I’ve never been back to a boy’s house from a night out but I thought it would be OK because it was a girl. I was a bit nervous about it but then I thought, what the heck? I went all the way with her and it was very good too. I think she enjoyed it more than me though because I got results and she didn’t. She offered me pie and chips in the morning of all things. Bizarre.
SIMONE: I’ve only ever been attracted to blokes so it’s never crossed my mind to do anything with a girl. I’ve never been curious either. Good for you Annie that you did it though.
ANNIE: It’s important that it’s at least average-sized.You need to be able to feel it.
SIMONE: We talk about this often. I totally agree, average-sized is perfect.
ANNIE: I was at the cinema with my boyfriend and we were waiting to get a taxi home and I said, oh so seductively, “Let’s have sex when we get home”. But then we got home and I realised I actually had to do it. It was pretty slow, and I remember reading a poster on the wall, I was that bored. It was the England football squad. He’s getting married next year, so I hope he reads this and learns from his mistakes for the wedding night.
SIMONE: Mine was on a beach in Zante. It wasn’t the greatest ever time, there was this stray dog that kept wandering around. It was watching and it got pretty off-putting.
ANNIE: I did it once in the car and there was a cat watching. Weird. I know what you mean it’s just strange.
ANNIE: I’d like a threesome with a girl. Mix the best of both worlds.
SIMONE: I’d want to do it in the back of a limo. Not a pink one though. A long, black limo with champagne and a lovely man. I’d like someone to romance me But there’s nothing wrong with being a little bit naughty too.
ANNIE: I’m very into the idea of threesomes. I still haven’t had one but I wouldn’t do it with two boys because I think it would be weird. To me, a threesome should get everyone involved, and unless you do a threesome with bisexual or gay guys, they wouldn’t touch each other. I just think that would be weird.
SIMONE: I think there would be too many limbs everywhere unless you were some kind of sexual athlete. I wouldn’t do it. I’d hate to be all “your turn, my turn”.
ANNIE: I like to dress up in the bedroom. I think it’s really exciting and it makes me feel sexy. But I’ll only do it when I’ve got used to a guy, never when we’re just starting off. Imagine walking out in an outfit when you’ve just started seeing them and saying, “Ta-daaa”.
SIMONE: It has to be full-on role play if you’re going to do it. You can’t just dress up and then take it all off again. If we dressed as cops and robbers it would be him as a policeman arresting me for being naughty. Stuff like that. I haven’t really done it much, but I think if you are going to do it then you might as well go all out.
ANNIE: I just put it on and hop on.
ANNIE: I love that.My best ever experience outdoors was when I was on holiday in Germany with my boyfriend and we did it in a forest. It was so good, but there were loads of mosquitos and in the end I couldn’t tell who was biting me, them or him.
SIMONE: Like I said, I once did it on a beach. I’ve also done it in a hammock. The swinging motion made it even better.
FIRST BLOW JOB
ANNIE: I was at a party with this boy I liked and it came to doing it and I chickened out. But then he said, “Please, I’ll wash it”. So I agreed and he went away and came back. To this day I don’t know if he actually washed it or not. But I just did it anyway. I was fairly drunk at the time anyway, so I don’t remember it that much.
SIMONE: Mine was at a party too. A lot of my friends have done it like that. Mine had to be rushed because it was in the toilet and people wanted to use it. It was the only one in the house too.
ANNIE: I don’t see the point in faking it because nobody wins. You’d be better giving them instructions on what you do like if you have to be vocal.
SIMONE: I think that too. Plus it’s a bit cringe-worthy isn’t it, faking it?