By SIMON DEAN
PROUD Brian Yale was delighted when after three weeks of agonising inking he ended up with a glorious tattoo of a topless woman on his back. The 42-year-old bike mechanic was especially delighted with how local tattoo artist Dave “Big Sid” Norris turned his bum cheeks into WOMEN’S TITS! But the work of art turned into a pain in the ARSE for Brian when he was jailed after a scuffle at his local pub.
Now released, Brian, of Crewe, Cheshire, said: “I thought, ‘OK, I’ll keep my head down. Do my time’. But the second I had a shower, it started. “I never figured on going to jail. But when you think about it, my back is like a big page of Razzle.
It’s been a long time since these men have seen a real pair of knockers in the flesh. Even if these particular knockers are made out of the flesh of my bum, that wasn’t putting anyone off.
“I started wearing trunks in the showers but that makes it like the woman is wearing a strapless top, making my backside even more alluring. “Everyone would pull down my trunks to look at my arse nipples. Then the bumming would start again…”