Monthly Archives: October 2011

STOOL’S GOLD

By SIMON DEAN A WOULD-BE alchemist who tried to turn his own POO into GOLD by putting it on an electric heater has been jailed for three months. The bizarre...
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DOES MY BOMB LOOK BIG IN THIS?

By SIMON DEAN THE reason behind Muammar Gaddafi’s hysterical outbursts, mysterious sulks and irrational behaviour became clear last night…he was a WOMAN! An autopsy on the former Libyan dictator –...
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BETTING MAD MONKEY MADE ME BANKRUPT!

By SIMON DEAN ANIMAL lover Darren Purviss is close to going NUTS after a gambling mad MONKEY blew all his BRASS…playing internet ROULETTE! Former local authority systems analyst Darren, 42,...
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