GARMIN FORERUNNER 610 GPS WATCH £216 www.garmin.co.uk

TO start off gadget man I really wanted to look at a GPS running watch. You can get a lot of different brands and types and they all claim to offer unlimited benefits in losing that beer belly.

I was pretty excited when I received the Garmin and straight away donned my running gear and sprinted outside to see how many calories I could burn.

It sets up easily, which surprised me for a £216 bit of tech. Normally you have to spend at least half an hour setting up an email or connecting to Facebook before you can even start using what you’ve forked out an arm and a leg for.

Gut

And that is what is so good about this watch.

You turn it on and straight away it’s ready to tell you how far you’ve run, the pace you’re setting and how many calories you’ve burned.

There’s no fancy colour screen and you can’t play Angry Birds on it, but it was staying in and playing games that led to my gut in the first place so good riddance. It’s a true no-thrills workout aid.

It doesn’t pretend to be anything it’s not and what it does it does bloody well. So they are the positives but things aren’t perfect.

It has a touch screen face, which is perfect when you take the time to stand still but on the jog it can be quite hard to swipe to unlock and use your finger to navigate through the menus.

I was constantly pressing the wrong thing and seemed to spend longer backtracking from obscure settings menus than I did actually running. It can also double up as a run-of-the-mill watch but it’s not exactly got the looks of a Rolex. But those things tend not to matter as soon as you hit the pavements.

Knowing how far you’ve run and how long it’s taken you will make anyone looking to run a marathon very happy. Just run in any random direction for 26 miles and you’ll know whether you’re going to embarrass yourself or not. It even measures your heart rate so you can see how out of shape you truly are.

But the best feature is you can type in a location and it will take you there – jogging sat nav! You can just key in an address and before you know it you’ll be there screaming for water.

BLOCK AND ROLL COULD LEAD TO CHAV HELL

THUMBS UP WIRELESS SPEAKER £29.99 www.prezzybox.com

I DON’T know how they pull off this voodoo wizardry but just placing you’re mobile on top of this block actually increases the sound a lot! You don’t have to faff around syncing it or connecting to Bluetooth or iCloud, you just plonk it down and listen. It’s also a pretty handy size, so you can just slip it in your bag and have music anywhere. But that is also what is most annoying about this product. You just know for a fact some w*nker will be sat at the back of the bus playing his shit music so that everyone can hear it. And with this new bit of kit on board that wannabe DJ can and will assault your ears as you make your way home. If you use this product right it can be great, but I can see it leading to a lot of people who think they deserve a job on Radio1 blasting out tracks that should never be heard. With great power comes great responsibility. Don’t be a dick and make everyone listen to your music.

GIGASET SL910A HOME PHONE £139 www.gigaset.com/uk

I ALMOST feel guilty about giving this a three because it is a perfectly good bit of kit. It’s got good sound quality, a long battery life and don’t forget those smart phone looks. But that’s just it, it looks like a smart phone but you can’t take out of your house. Don’t get me wrong it’s fantastic not to get tangled in the curly cord that plagued a lot of older phones but it just doesn’t offer enough innovation. That said, it is by far and away the best landline phone I think I’ve seen. So if you want a sleek, stylish and good quality home phone then this is a great product. But if you’re going to spend £140 on some technology then just buy a mobile.

CHEAP AS CHIPS…

FLITUNES: £12.95 -  This is perfect for those days at the beach. There’s plenty of sunshine, plenty of beers but nowhere to plug in your music.

In steps FliTunes to save the day by amplifying your phone. Pop out the middle and the music get louder. It works as a Frisbee too!

ZIP EARPHONES: £12.95 – Let’s not get carried away and pretend these offer your ears an orgasm of musical sharpness. But they do tackle tangles.

So after you’ve finished listening to Rick Astley you can just zip them up and put them away.

USB MUG WARMER: £5.95 – Nobody likes a cold cuppa so this is actually a good little gadget. You plug it into your computer and no matter how long you spend on lefthanded websites you will have a warm drink.

Just don’t spill it on the laptop!

APP WHEEL: £7.49 – Ok, am I the only person who thinks this is unnecessary? I don’t see why you need to hold a wheel to work out tilting the phone makes the little cars turn.

But if you still can’t tilt a phone without holding a steering wheel then this is the one for you!

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By JOHN FITZPATRICK

IT seems Britannia rules the BABES as sexy Danielle Sharp says Blighty’s boobs are the best! And the 32E stunna isn’t shy about getting them out either as she loves a topless tanning session. The 25 year old from Grimsby said: “We have the best boobs in the afraid to get “In other they’re either or really porny. “We just nice balance and sexy. “

When she’s not topping up her tan, naughty Danielle loves to lust over Hollywood hottie Megan Fox. Talking about her lesbo desires for the Transformers star she said: “Lucy Pinder is gorgeous but I have a real big crush on Megan Fox. I really like hot girls with tattoos. She’s just so sexy!” And just when you thought the sultry sexpot couldn’t get any steamier she also confessed to her love of sexy panties. She said that her most recent underwear buy was “some very hot lacy knickers”. She added: “They have a classy vintage feel. I go for that rather than brightly coloured things.”

By JON LIVESEY

IN the hilarious video for his global super-hit Gangnam Style, pop sensation Psy is seen screaming at a sexy babe’s shapely arse. But, despite confessing his penchant for a delightful derriere, he’s revealed that he actually prefers BOOBS to bums. In an exclusive interview, the South Korean singer has lifted the lid on his sauciest pastimes and opened up about filming his racy music video.

Psy burst onto the scene last October when he stormed to the top of the UK singles chart with his K-Pop tune Gangnam Style. Since then, its music video has become the most watched in YouTube history, with a whopping 1.6 billion hits… and counting.

Explaining the scene in which he’s seen screaming in the direction of a woman’s backside, he said: “I’m yelling at her butt. “I want to tell you the reason why – honestly, I love butt. I’m sorry, but I literally love butt. Honestly, what can I say?”

But when asked which he likes best – boobs or bums – he said without hesitation: “I’m a boob man.”

Dump

A fast-paced pop song with a ridiculously catchy chorus and an infectious beat, Gangnam Style’s lyrics take the piss out of Gangnam, an upmarket district of Seoul, South Korea’s capital. It also features a ‘horse- riding’ dance move that people are copying the world over In another section of the song’s video, Psy – real name Park Jae-Sang – is filmed sat on the toilet, seemingly taking a dump. And when quizzed over whether he folds or scrunches his toilet paper before wiping his arse, he revealed: “I fold first.” But the 35-year-old crooner is no stranger to toilet humour – he admits playing stinky jokes on pals, too. In response to the question of whether he’s ever farted on someone, he added: “Among friends, often.”

Koreans are also known for their love of playing computer games, but Psy says he isn’t interested in that particular brand of bedroom entertainment. Hinting at his love of kinky sex, he said: “I don’t play games at all. I only play physical games, but I cannot tell you any details….”

Psy’s current single Gentleman is out now, with an album planned for release later this year.

I CAN’T wait for Big Brother to start again – especially to see what fruit loops go in the house.

What they really need to do, though, is get some outrageous glamour girls in the house – just like Sophie Reade (left). She was wicked a few years back and I think she seems like a really nice girl as well. Michelle Bass was another one who went on to be a glamour model after getting her boobs out in the house and shagging Stuart Wilson under the table. And Jade Goody is another legend. Who can forget her kebab moment?

Everyone hated her at the time and called her a pig, but look at what a star she became. Fellas want to see a fit bird in a bikini, ideally getting her boobs out. And girls love to hate these girls too – so it’s a ratings winner. And we all love a girl who gets bladdered and makes a nob of herself. Back in the day when Big Brother was great, all they did was lob ‘em all in house and give them a s***load of booze and let them all get hammered and kick off with each other.

I hope Channel 5 will go back to that winning formula when this year’s kicks off in a fortnight instead of putting dull as dishwater people in and playing silly games all the time. They need to take a look at shows like Geordie Shore and The Valleys and what makes them a success. It’s all about boobs, booze and bonking!

I’M baffled to see that Oscar Pistorious has had his bail conditions relaxed so he can compete overseas. Now I understand that he’s innocent until proven guilty and his trial has yet to start. But should he really still be living like a sports star? He’s suspected of murder, not stealing a few sweets. And sport stars are looked up to by millions of people all over the world. South Africans are even on about making a film about his life before he’s been tried. This would never happen in the UK or even in America. I think it’s only right that until his trial is over he needs to stay out of the public eye and hang up his running blades.

I’M off to Las Vegas next week for my mate Jamie Mackie’s wedding! I can’t wait to share the happy day with the QPR footballer (left). I’m going to be staying at the Wyn Hotel and I’m hoping to run into Hugh Heffner. Heff has a suite at the top of the hotel and is renowned for holding brilliant parties. I think we’d have an absolute ball!

THIS week I’ve had the first bit of time off for about five years! I’ve been staying at my villa in Marbella and all I’ve been able to do is swim because the weather had been CRAP. All it’s done is bloody rain! I might as well have stayed at home and gone to David Lloyd instead! These nine month long winters are doing my head in.

I’VE always been a great believer in karma and the story about Tulisa and Danny Simpson being on rocks goes to show there the is some truth in it. Tulisa (above) thought nothing about stealing Danny from his exgirlfriend Stephanie Ward – and now he’s going off partying with his mates, possibly sniffing out his next bit of skirt. I’ve little sympathy for Tulisa here. She deserves everything she gets for going off with a guy and not giving a s*** about anyone else’s feelings. And to the other WAGS – don’t be surprised to find your man engineering a big row over the next few weeks now the football season is over, then jetting off to Marbella, Ibiza or another place full of frisky girls to get over it. It happens every year and it’s just an excuse for them to go and party. So I think we’ll be seeing snaps of Newcastle star Danny partying on the beach pretty soon. And Tulisa, you deserve everything you get.

I SAW my pal Alicia Douvall in the paper again the other day talking about her last bout of surgery. She has had her facial implants out and the poor girl looked like she had been hit by a bus in the pictures. It’s bloody frightening what she had been through to get the perfect face and body, spending more than a million quid. I hope that now she is finally happy with how she looks and she can put an end to this obsession she has with carving herself up. It’s such a shame because she was such a pretty girl when she started out and now she’s gone full circle to be completely natural again. Alicia’s story should be a warning to other young girls who want to become Barbie dolls. Don’t do it!

SEE LINSEY UNCENSORED AT: www.linseydawnmckenzie.co.uk

By SIMON DEAN

PRINCE Harry was snapped playing STRIP POKER and engaging in a wild SEX ORGY during his trip to the United States… Or, at least, that is what a cruel gang of money-grubbing FAKERS would have you believe.

For today, Sunday Sport can reveal the photos on today’s cover and on these pages are part of an elaborate money-swindling HOAX. And Royal sources have told us that Harry ’s dad Prince Charles is “livid” that unscrupulous evildoers have tried to pull such a wretched stunt. Early last week, our news desk was contacted by a shadowy figure calling himself “Barry Goran” who offered “exclusive images” of Prince Harry at an orgy.

Smelling the foul stench of a republican plot to undermine the monarchy, our reporters agreed to meet “Barry” at a rundown pub in east Manchester to investigate.

The pictures appeared to show “Harry” partying with what looked like American students and enjoying a game of strip poker. Busty beauties peel off to reveal bouncing breasts and neatly-shaven privates, while “Harry” has his top peeled off to reveal an admittedly buff torso.

Upsetting

Later pictures in the set are too upsetting to describe in a family newspaper.

These include:
● GROUP sex and mutual pleasuring,
● WOMEN getting royally reamed, and,
● ACTS involving bottoms.

On the face of it, the pictures looked genuine – and “Barry” was obviously confident we’d swallow his cock and bull story as he allowed us to take copies of the images for “further verification”. The faking conspirators must have reckoned they were on to a winner with their bogus photos – given fun-loving Harry’s recent history. Last summer, genuine pictures emerged of the Prince engaging in a game of strip billiards in a Las Vegas hotel room.

That incident clearly made the fakers believe the British press would snap up a set of phoney snaps showing “Harry” engaged in similar antics. In fact, during his trip to the States, hardworking war hero Harry has not put a foot wrong. He met with the U.S. senator and former Vietnam prisoner-of-war John McCain, First Lady Michelle Obama, made a solemn visit to Arlington military cemetery and dropped in on wounded American servicemen.

When Harry, 28, returned to the UK last week, commentators described his week-long tour as “triumphant”. With the Prince pulling off such a diplomatic coup, the attempt to smear his good name was not just unseemly – it was laughable.

Digital

But the quality of the fakes was nevertheless excellent. It is believed the counterfeiters used a digital image-manipulation computer programme – developed by Chinese secret services to blackmail foreign diplomats – to create the forgeries of Harry.

Sunday Sport’s picture desk generalissimo, Mark Tate, shuddered: “I have seen dozens of fake photos in close on a score of years in this job – and these are among the best. “Each year the technology gets better and it takes a trained eye to spot the little flaws that make you think ‘Hold on, this isn’t right’. “It’s fair to say that if these people think they have the means to target Harry, they will have a go at anyone.

Why did the Leveson Inquiry not look at this? It beggars belief!”

Suffice to say, “Barry” and his team of fraudsters may soon be targeted themselves – as we’ve passed our dossier on this sordid matter to the authorities.

By SIMON DEAN

STUNNA Kelly Brook was at the centre of a LESBIAN SEX TOY riddle after she posted an explicit photo of a DILDO on Twitter. Kelly used the social networking site to share the picture of the 9” rubbercock – complete with a “strap-on” harness.

Sex experts agree that so-called “strap-on dildos” are used by members of the lesbian community for their ungodly couplings. There is no suggestion that stunning Kelly – dating rugger hunk Danny Cipriani – carries the taint of lesboidery.

Kelly, 33, has been appearing on top ITV2 show Celebrity Juice while regular team captain Fern Cotton was on maternity leave.

Along with the snap of the sex apparatus, she had posted the message: “It’s been Emosh #CelebJuice #TeamCaptain2013” as Thursday night’s show marked her Celebrity Juice swansong An ITV2 insider said: “Oh, those Celebrity Juice lot! “They are always skylarking and carrying on with high jinks and ripper tomfoolery!”

It’s not the first time that Kelly and a synthetic phallus have been linked in an intimate way.

Earlier this year, a blindfolded and unsuspecting Kelly was seen with her tongue lolling just inches from a big pink dildo on a previous episode of Celebrity Juice.

The spectacle proved too much for Juice viewer Pete McMahon, who sprained his GROIN after getting “over- excited” watching her performance. Our report of the grisly incident was relayed by show host Keith Lemon on the next week’s show.

By NEIL GOODWIN

A HAPLESS man born with a head shaped like the FA Cup has ended years of torment by getting WED to the busty girl of his dreams. Chris Turner has had to endure streams of abuse at the hands of cruel bullies because of his bizarrely-shaped bonce.

He’s lived with a harmless-yet-hilarious genetic skull deformity since birth, and has even been BEATEN-UP because of it. The glum accountant had become a serial masturbator, fearing he’d never get a wife. But “Mr FA Cup Head” Chris, 35, cried tears of joy last week after getting hitched to stunning model and actress Vicky Bustwell. To make the occasion even sweeter, his beloved Wigan Athletic actually scooped the real-life FA Cup after defeating Manchester City in a Wembley final.

Chris, who lives in leafy Prestwich, north Manchester, told Sunday Sport: “It’s not easy finding women with a head like mine, but Vicky loves me for who I am. “Now, when people call me names, or try to hold me aloft by my ears, I can just say, ‘So what? My wife’s got massive tits, so go f*** yourself!’”

Chris married Vicky, who had a brief role as a stripper on Channel 4 show Hollyoaks, at Manchester Register Office last Saturday. He added: “For Wigan to win the cup the same day I got wed was just a dream come true.” Last year we told how Chris had been attacked by violent football fans on Final day.

By ISOBEL DICKINSON

IF YOU go down to the woods today you could be in for a REALLY big surprise – you might catch your MISSUS romping with a group of strangers! A shocking new survey has revealed that a growing number of British wives have a secret DOGGING fetish.

More than 15 per cent of nookie-crazed babes polled in our investigation confessed they go hunting for outdoor orgies WITHOUT their fella’s knowledge. The craze – which involves participants meeting in public places and engaging in sex acts – has steadily grown over the last few years.

Last month Channel 4 shock doc Dogging Tales further fuelled its popularity after it investigating the practice. But instead of being open about their horny habit, many women are indulging in the kinky in secret Sexpert Louise Spencer, who runs an online counselling service, said: “Engaging in sexual activity with someone in secret carries risks, both emotional and physical.

“If these women feel as though they need to find excitement elsewhere they should maybe ask themselves what they are lacking in their relationship and talk to their partners about it. “Perhaps dogging is something they can do together, or they could try to talk to each other about what they feel their sex life is lacking and come to some sort of mutual understanding.”

Here Sunday Sport speaks to three married women who have confessed to DOGGING behind their men’s back. And fellas – it might make for RUFF reading!

Surely it’s every woman’s dream – six men all mad with lust for you!

HORNY housewife Helena discovered dogging just two years into her marriage to accountant husband Andy.

Despite being madly in love with her man, who she has been married to for seven years, she confessed their sex life went from hot to not within a year.

After trying for a year to spice things up but to no avail, Helena discovered the world of dogging through a friend who had been “playing with strangers” for years.

Helena, 37, from Worsley, Greater Manchester, said: “Andy and I had always had such a great sex life, back in the day we were always up for it and there was nothing we wouldn’t try. “But after he got a promotion a year into our marriage it dwindled to nothing. At best we’d do it once a month. “I tried everything to get him interested; sexy underwear, strip teases, spontaneous blowjobs. Once during dinner I even started playing with myself, but he was always too tired.”

Helena soon gave up trying to spice up their lovelife, and lived “like a nun” until a chance night out with a pal. She said: “One evening I was in the pub with a mate of mine who knew about my problems. We’d had a few glasses of wine and she said I needed a night out. She didn’t say much, just that she was going to a party with friends. On the night, she picked me up and we set off in the car. That’s when she told me the party wasn’t in a house but was outdoors.

“I asked her what she was up to and that’s when she asked if I fancied going dogging with her. My initial reaction was to tell her to turn the car around, but then she told me I was miserable, horny and stuck in a rut, and just to come along and watch if nothing else.” Since that night Helena, who now goes dogging in secret twice a month, has never looked back. She said: “That first night I just watched, but my God it was horny seeing my friend splayed over a car bonnet with her legs spread surrounded by men queuing up to have a go.

“The next time I went I felt brave enough to get out of the car, and ended up fingering myself while three men gathered around me and w**ked themselves off. “The more I went the more confident I got, and now I’m probably one of the most willing to play when we go to meets. “Surely it’s every woman’s dream having six men all mad with lust, desperate to touch you and f**k your brains out. “I tell Andy that I’m on a girl’s night out and he believes me. I suppose at times I do feel bad, but not enough to stop. I love the buzz that it gives me. I’ve never felt sexier than I do when I’m dogging, and it means I’m happier when I’m home. It’s a win-win situation and what Andy doesn’t know won’t hurt him. “If I wasn’t dogging, we’d probably be divorced.”

My hubby’s a good man – but he’s just so unadventurous

SARAH says she loves her man more than anything – but she still lets other men screw her for sexual kicks. The dental nurse, from Suffolk, first started swinging three years ago, which led to her discovering dogging. Her 32-year-old husband, who we’ll call Ryan, has no idea about his wife’s secret sexploits, which she says would “break his heart”. But despite being madly in love with her childhood sweetheart, she says he can’t give her what she wants in the bedroom. Sarah, 29, said: “Ryan and I have been together since we were at high school, and there is no doubt he is the one for me.

“But sexually we have never been compatible. Ryan really tries, he is a good man – but he’s just so unadventurous. “For years I tried to get him to try new things with me in bed, S&M, threesomes, even a bit of sex outdoors on our own but he always said no.

His perfect sex life is doing it in the missionary position once a week in our bed. “A few years ago I was at my wits end and on the verge of an affair, so I made some enquiries online and a few weeks later went along to a swinger’s party. I instantly loved it and did it for a year and from there I got into dogging.

“It’s perfect for me. I get the sexual satisfaction I need, and at home I get love and affection from my husband. “I’ve probably slept with over 200 men, but it’s just sex. I love Ryan, but if he knew it would break his heart, so I’ll never tell him, he wouldn’t understand.”

When I found out what Dawn was doing I hit the roof – but it’s improved our sex life

SAUCY Dawn Moss was devastated when her husband of four years found out she was dogging on the sly. But she managed to save their marriage – AND their sex life – when she convinced him to join her on her raunchy romps. Unemployed Dawn explained: “I’d been going out dogging in secret for about a year when Tim found out. “He’d suspected I’d been having an affair with a colleague, so one night, when I told him I was going to see my sister, he followed me to a wood near Lincoln, where he eventually found me crouched by my Nissan Micra with another man’s cock six inches deep inside me.

He was understandably gutted.” The couple split for three months, but after realising they still loved each other began having counselling. Dawn, 28, from Hull, added: “Tim said he wanted to try again, but needed to understand about this other life I had and my need for it. I told him there was no way I could explain the buzz I got from being f***ed by other guys and having people watch. I asked him to come with me and after a lot of hesitation he agreed. “I’ll never forget the first time we went dogging together.

Tim was so nervous. I told him to bend me over the bonnet and screw the hell out of me while a couple of guys watched. “Tim took to it quickly and we now go swinging together once a month and our sex life is better than ever.” Tim said: “When I found out what Dawn was doing I hit the roof – but she’s right, it’s improved our sex life.”

SOME NAMES IN THIS ARTICLE HAVE BEEN CHANGED

By JOHN FITZPATRICK

A RED-FACED star of TV’s Miranda has confessed her DOG SEX embarrassment. Actress Sarah Hadland plays Miranda Hart’s childhood friend Stevie in the BBC One sitcom, a character who is also the assistant manager of the joke shop. But Sarah says she wasn’t laughing when a horny pooch tried to BUM her while shooting ITV1 series The Job Lot, set in a West Midlands Jobcentre.

Sexy Sarah, 41, says she and Job Lot co-star Jo Enright, 45, were BOTH accosted by a rampant canine with its pencil out. Sarah revealed: “Jo Enright being humped by a dog was a personal highlight for me.

“Although that came back to haunt me as I also got humped by a dog while filming the final episode.” Blonde Sarah doesn’t have much luck when it comes to her work . She recently revealed how she was once left fearing for her life after taking on the role as a magician’s assistant.

She explains: “I was a magician’s assistant for two weeks when I was 19 years old. “That was quite bleak. I think I thought it would be exciting and fun, but it was actually quite dangerous. “I was scrunched up in a basket with swords coming through it.

“When you start a job it often seems like it will be brilliant, but it really wasn’t – after two weeks I was told that I wasn’t suitable.”

By NEIL GOODWIN

BRITAIN’S Got GUSSET – but these are the pole dancing pics telly bosses don’t want you to ogle!

Brunette babe Tiffany Finney-McRory was seen auditioning for Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Alesha Dixon and Amanda Holden. But her gyrating routine was so RUDE, ITV1 bosses BANNED her from being broadcast on the main show – relegating her to the ITV2 spin-off programme.

Her bouncing bits and legs-akimbo antics also had to be CENSORED by worried producers. Thankfully Sunday Sport can bring you Glaswegian Tiffany in all her flexible glory – and we can’t get enough of her massive boobs and knicker-clad crotch. Our exclusive pics show the 27-year-old crawling on all fours to display her HEAVING cleavage.

Pert

She also shows off her pert bum in a barely-there G-string and gets into some positions that would make the bloke who wrote the Kama Sutra blush. After seeing her in action, Cowell told her: “Fantastic. “We had a pole dancer on before who turned it into an art and I didn’t like that. I couldn’t take my eyes off you. I want to see you again.”

But Walliams, who clearly doesn’t like sexy women, said: “It was very entertaining — but we are looking for someone to perform at the Royal Variety Show.” A BGT insider said: “Anyone’s allowed to apply for Britain’s Got Talent. The show celebrates variety and showcases a wide range of different acts.

“With the family audience in mind Britain’s Got More Talent have made sure the performance will appear after the watershed and is carefully edited to ensure that it is suitably inexplicit.”

Tiffany is the wife of Fratellis’ drummer Gordon McRory and runs the Pole Physique pole-dancing school in Glasgow.