I READ that some mad kidnappers who wanted to abduct the pop star Justin Bieber were offering £1 ,500 for each one of his bollocks! The first thing I thought...
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Gazza
Losing £500k sponsor was a real Brut
DAVID Beckham has hung up his boots in America – but he still wants to carry on playing, even though he’s 37. I can understand that – I’m still absolutely...
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I beat Eric once… no bull!
IT’S no wonder Eric Bristow’s grumpy – he’s still raging about the time I beat him at darts! First of all, I have to say that Eric was my favourite...
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Good job I was wearing specs – or you’d see me blubbing!
GOING back to Italy this week to watch Lazio play Tottenham brought back some great memories. The club’s general manager Maurizio Manzini very kindly invited me to be the guest...
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Ghosts seem to haunt me
IF I want to see ghosts, I’ll just go back to one of the haunted houses I used to live in. So there really isn’t any need for me to...
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