ON the face of things I shouldn’t have too much in common with a toddler in South America. But when I heard about the footage of a woman in Havana,...
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Was the ballboy taking lessons from Suarez?
CHELSEA’s Eden Hazard got a lot of sh*t for kicking a 17-year-old ballboy this week. So you can imagine how much trouble I got in for booting a little ballGIRL!...
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No wonder I’m scared of helicopters!
MY heart goes out to the families of those killed and injured in the helicopter crash this week. Two people – the pilot and another man who was on the...
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I’d always back Mario in a scrap with Mancini
I WISH everyone would get off Mario Balotelli’s back and let him get on with playing football. He’s an immensely gifted footballer, madder than a box of frogs and covered...
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No joke’s as offensive as my hair extensions!
HAVE half the people in Britain lost their sense of humour over Christmas or what? First, loads of people got their knickers in a twist over comedian Jack Whitehall and...
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