DUTCH techno ace VANDERGRAAF MOONHOOP is back in town – reportedly for a collaboration with his former nemesis BAFFIN JOOP! Readers will recall that Vanders and Baffin had a ma-HOOS-ive...
TINSELTOWN wouldn’t be Tinseltown without Tinsel…POPPY VAN TINSEL! The uberbrat star of IT’S SMOOTH and DON’T TELL was kicking back at the BARCOBLOOMVITZ MANSION party, hosted by comic JUF LEWIN....
DISCO queen HATTIE VAN DRIBBEN is back in the studio, bravely putting behind her the debacle of Middlewich. Hattie, ex of Irish DJ JUNGLE BUGGY and now rumoured to be...
FORMER country star GUS FROTTER is attempting to make a comeback – even though his tag prevents him leaving home after lunchtime. Gus, formerly half of FINDUS OFFAL, was placed...
COUNTRY singer KURT POPINJAY has been ordered back to rehab by a judge in his native Boise, Idaho, after an encounter with a hog. Popinjay, who hit No.5 in the...