Chubby Brown

WELL, folks, it’s that time of year again when turkeys are pretending to limp and fat lasses are feeling all smug because of their natural insulation. And weather forecasters are...

IT’S GOOD to see I’m A Get Me Out Of Here! star Fatima Whitbread is doing a bit for charity. What a trouper – she’s still not shaved off her...

BOSSES at ITV1 asked me to go on this year’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! But I had to turn them down. The only bush I’d like to...

BADBOY Frankie Cocozza has been kicked off the X Factor after boasting about his cocaine-fuelled sex romps. When bosses told the singer he’d “crossed the line”, Frankie said: “What line?...

THERE’S still uproar about Colonel Gaddafi being killed by an angry mob. I don’t know what people are moaning about. Most other Mad Dogs get put down too. I was...