THE old saying goes, “There’s no place like home”, and for 43-stone Glynis Green there really is – because she hasn’t been outside in SIX YEARS!
PRETTY Jane Gorse has a warning for students planning a gap year before embarking on a university career – DON’T get your ARSE eaten by sex-crazed CANNIBALS!
A racist rodent fan who flushed his dead gerbil down the toilet with full Nazi honours caused a sewer blockage which flooded an idyllic village.
When popping down the corner shop, making sure that you haven’t SHAT YOURSELF is highly recommended.
Evil Korean makes them into sausages
A TERRIFIED holidaymaker fears a lynch mob beating after a sun cream prank left the word ‘Paedo’ on his sunburned forehead.