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DESERT ISLAND DICK!

IMAGINE your own palm-fringed paradise overlooking the azure South Pacific Ocean… on an island shaped like a giant COCK ‘N’ BALLS!

JUNKIE MONKEY STOLE MY CUP-A-SOUP

BRIAN Johnson went ape when a monkey jumped through his kitchen window and pinched his CUP-ASOUP!

50 SHADES SEX BALLS BROKE MY SPINE!

Post-nookie mishap lands poor John in a wheelchair

DON’T BE A MUG – BUY ONE!

DO you drink liquids? If the answer is, ‘Yes’, then get your hands on the latest offerings from sundaysportshop.co.uk!

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FIND THE MANCHESTER LIBRARY FLASHER!

City’s bookworms on lookout for mystery babe

YOU’VE SEEN THE HEADLINE – NOW BUY THE T-SHIRT!

BE the envy of all your friends with a hilarious Sunday Sport headline t-shirt at sundaysportshop.co.uk

Tatt’s the way to get noticed!

CALL someone a c**t and you’ll expect a swift kick in the bollocks. But for self-proclaimed tattoo intellectual Woody, it’s just a way of life!

HEADS TO ROLL OVER CAFE COCK-UP

A high level BBC investigation has been launched been launched after a COCK ‘N’ BALLS was sneaked into the live episode of EastEnders.

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