THE angling world was hooked
last night by news that a
CHIMPANZEE had caught a
20lb trout while fishing on one
of Scotland’s largest lochs.
UKIP is to debate the return of the death penalty – with one member calling for nonces to be stung to death by JELLYFISH!
A&E doctors pull EIGHT Minion toys from oddball’s bum
42 stone Susan admits making pizza smoothies...
Meet Graeme who admits:
‘I’ve never seen a lady’s
front bottom up close’
A MORGUE attendant has admitted he may have had sex with as many as 100 female corpses.