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FISH AND CHIMPS

THE angling world was hooked last night by news that a CHIMPANZEE had caught a 20lb trout while fishing on one of Scotland’s largest lochs.

UKIP CALL FOR DEATH BY JELLYFISH


UKIP is to debate the return of the death penalty – with one member calling for nonces to be stung to death by JELLYFISH!

DESPICABLE HIM!

A&E doctors pull EIGHT Minion toys from oddball’s bum

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Last time I left my room Starburst were called Opal Fruits

42 stone Susan admits making pizza smoothies...

I’ve paid £10k to watch Josie give birth

Meet Graeme who admits: ‘I’ve never seen a lady’s front bottom up close’

MORGUE WORKER BONKED 100 DEAD BODIES

A MORGUE attendant has admitted he may have had sex with as many as 100 female corpses.

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