MEET the Murrays – the controversial new stars of Channel 4’s award-winning Gogglebox. Strange siblings Anne, Lesley and Andy are the latest couch potatoes ready to offer their views on all things telly.
SUICIDE BOMBER FAILS JOB INTERVEW
A would-be suicide bomber was so over-excited at the prospect of becoming a martyr he blew himself up at his JOB INTERVIEW!
NEWSNIGHT MAN EVAN’S WILLY SPARKS TERROR ALERT!
BBC security bosses have been sent into a flap by the new Newsnight presenter’s metallically-adorned COCK!
PUTIN TRANNY BATTERED BY REVENGE MOB
A TINY-COCKED transvestite stripper who is the DOUBLE of Vladimir Putin has been beaten up by a mob inflamed by the Russian tyrant’s airlinerdowning antics.
HE’S SHAGGING OUR KATY’S SPACEHOPPER
Dad’s fury at perv’s bouncy-toy outrage
SAVILE WASHED HIS DICK IN THE KITCHEN SINK
DISGRACED meganonce Jimmy Savile had sex with a teenage girl during an interview with a trainee reporter – before washing his smelly knob in the sink.